"Quoquo Modo Necessarium"
est. 1873
"By any means necessary"
-Malcolm X
"It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake." -Frederick Douglass
"The Black skin is not a badge of shame, but rather a glorious symbol of national greatness." -Marcus Garvey
"I WANT YO ASS
FOR BPMA"
-Uncle Sam (L. Jackson)
The one and only goal that Black Power Military Academy has ever striven for in it's 150 years of existence is to
transform boys like you into MEN.
By becoming a MAN, you'll be able to defend your People and lead them into the battle against Systematic Oppression and
Racism that has plagued AmeriKKKa for the last two centuries and counting.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and take action!!!
Using our state-of-the-art training facilities and only the finest equipment and drill sergeants, we will make it our firstmost priority to smack the GOOFY out of you and transform you into a NATURAL BORN KILLER and also a BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
YEAH GURRRL
Yes but first you will have to compensate for all your ancestors' "oopsies" against us black folks by cleaning our toilets and manicuring the drill sergeants' ashy ah toenails for 6 months.
35%. Which is the same as the survival rate. Please don't join the other 65% unless you want flowers and a big poofy teddy bear holding a sign that says SORRY 🫤 sent to yo mama.
Yes. We will send you back home and blast Laughin to the Bank by Chief Keef while you pack your stuff and exit the training grounds and we throw your application fee money in the air and laugh at you #ripbozo
All of our catering is provided by the Ritz and is available to all trainees via a 10-aisle buffet at no cost, on one condition: pass basic training first ☺️ Until then, you will eat nothing but watery gruel seasoned only with your tears and misery.